One of my favorite movie quotes is when Left Ear from The Italian Job says,
I don’t DO dogs. I had a bad experience!
The same applies to me and bikes: “I don’t DO bikes; I had a bad experience!” If you must ask, let’s get coffee and I’ll tell you about a time I rode bikes with Danielle and Rochelle:
I can’t completely write bikes off, though. Some of the cutest purses/shirts/crafts/planters have something to do with bikes. So I have concluded:
I love bikes!
FOR DECORATIVE PURPOSES.